#11 Thirst is the soul of Rajasthan, its not!

Where are you from?
Rajasthan
Oo, Border picture wahin shoot hui thi na?
Ha, but I am from Jaipu…
Tum log bina paani ke kaise rehte ho?

— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) March 6, 2017

#12 Acha Dilli se ho!?!

Where are you from?

"London"

Accha…Dilli se ho!

— Queen of WinterHell (@QweenOfHells) March 6, 2017

#13 Delhi ka London se mel mala ho gaya.

"Where are you from?"

"Delhi"

"Kya karte ho?"

"Delhi ka london banne ka wait"

— ㅤ (@FindKito) March 6, 2017

#14 Odissa me regret hota hai?

"where are you from"

" Odisha "

" Kya karte ho "

"Regret karta hoon"

— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) March 6, 2017

#15 Chandigarh is the city beautiful.

"Where are you from?"
"Chandigarh."
"Do u find sardar jokes offensive?"
"I…"
"Oye balle balle! Chole bhature te lassi. Burrrrah!" https://t.co/cjIxaIoq6K

— Geetika (@geetikamantri) March 7, 2017

#16 If you swear, to tum Delhi se ho Behen*ho*.

"Where are you from?"
"Bhenchod apne kaam se kaam rakh"
"Oh, Delhi. Nice"

— Bakchod Billa (@sarcasticbilla) March 7, 2017

#17 Tarak Mehta to bhai hai apna.

"Where are you from?"

"Goregaon"

"Taarak Mehta ko dekha?" https://t.co/lfu5Xsr5a8

— Kartik Sharma (@TheSharmaKartik) March 7, 2017

#18 This is what we call being judgemental.

"Where are you from?"
"Kerala"
"Oh really, you are much too fair to be from Kerala"
"Errr"
"You must like fish and lungis"
*gives up* https://t.co/jumWxhjUTU

— Shweta Ganesh Kumar (@shwetagk) March 7, 2017

#19 Nothing sort of that happens.

"Where are you from?"
"Mumbai"
"Oh yes the Slumdog Millionaire City"
"…."
"Bollywood city too, right? Do you randomly dance on roads?" https://t.co/OuH36OdEoH

— Sanya Shetty (@EclipsedMind) March 6, 2017

#20 Oops you and I got that wrong.

"Where are you from?"
"Nagpur"
"Paan thook ke baat karo yaar"
*spits*
"Kanpur" https://t.co/foDqhtffzv

— Shibesh (@lordoftheshibs) March 6, 2017

#21 No your mind is pinky I think.

"where are you from?"
"Jaipur"
"is your house painted pink?" https://t.co/EJd2zl5pnN

— Shobhit Bakliwal (@shobhitic) March 7, 2017

#22 You speak you reveal tada!

"Where are you from?"

"Why duh yuh wanna knoeww"

"Oh, Toh tu Bandra ki hai"

— Aditya Tare (@adityaatare) March 7, 2017

#23 Mera dimag mat khaao please!

"Where are you from?"
"Pune"
"Lunch mei Misalpav khaya ki Vada Pav" https://t.co/mrgp93LusZ

— Puru (@Samurai_92) March 7, 2017

#24 Bangladesh is an extra-marital part of India.

"Where are you from"

"Bangladesh"

"Aadhaar card banwa lia?"

"Lol, I am Aadhaar card agent"

— Mahak Dugar (Jain) (@MahakDugar) March 7, 2017

#25 Ladakh lads are fed of these talks.

"where are you from?"
"ladakh"
"ohhh wow mountains"
"you know it's more than that right? "
" yak yak yak yak"
*tries to leave

— Kana (@bad_reviewer) March 7, 2017

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