Indian Stereotypes

[I]ndia! India! India! India! Don’t you worry it is not any typing mistake that I have written the name of a country multiple times consecutively to create a feeling of shouting of words? By the time you read the previous sentence, you have already figured out that I am and India right? Well, I am not saying it in a negative sense as we Indians are familiar with these Obvious Indian Stereotypes. I was talking about the country here, see what’s coming next.

Indians are judgemental people they will start making judgments about you from the moment they see you and the first few words that come out from your mouth are enough for the other person to decide and figure out from which Indian state you belong. Isn’t it a cute little super power? LoL, Let us see what these Indian stereotypes tweets tell us.

#1 Delhi is dangerous.

Guy *goes to a shop*

Owner :marwari ho?
Guy :haan
Owner :dukaan ka saamaan chhupao
Guy :waise Delhi se hu
Owner :bahu betiyan bhi chhupa lo

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) March 6, 2017

#2 Spending generations in traffic.

Where are you from?

Bangalore

Oh, at which traffic signal do you spend most of your time? https://t.co/5CNktSwBgZ

— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) March 6, 2017

#3 Brits please stay away from us, you gonna lose.

"Where are you from?"
"India."
"Oh, I didn't know you spoke English in India."
"Yeah, that happens when the Brits rule you for 300 years." https://t.co/wz10SWBTYD

— Janani (@TheShrinkette) March 6, 2017

#4 Banana and coconuts count on you, Kerala.

Where are you from?"
"Kerala."
"Ohhhhh coconut"
"please dont"
oooooh BANANAAAAA https://t.co/0fPZgtK8b0

— utmost sadness (@amyoosed) March 6, 2017

#5 Die in Hell, rapers.

"Where are you from?"
"Delhi"
"OMG so much rape!"
"Uh…"
"But rape capital!"
"Umm…"
"RAPE!" https://t.co/P7uqZDxEeC

— Meh. (@MissTumbledore) March 6, 2017

#6 Its not just the computer city please.

"Where Are You From?"

"Bengaluru"

Ohh You must know C+, C++, Java and HTML perfectly then ??

— Sarah Jacob (@JacobSarah24) March 6, 2017

#7 Its all about kidnapping and getting kidnapped.

"Where are you from?"
"UP."
"Have you ever been kidnapped?"
"No"
"Ohh..So you're a kidnapper."

— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) March 6, 2017

#8 Kolkataites have reversed the language genders.

"Where are you from?"
"Kolkata"
"Ohhh… ami tomake bhalobashi"
"Please dont"
"DUUUDE YOU GUYS EAT WATER JOL KHABOO" https://t.co/CYQbMaaF3h

— Poulomi (@PouloCruelo) March 6, 2017

#9 Amreeka me desi khana and desi kehlana.

Girl *moves to another country from India*

After a day
Girl *visits Indian restaurant*
Posts : finally Indian food in Amreeka

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) March 6, 2017

#10 You need “Maal” ? Goa plan that is not cancelled.

"Where are you from?"
"Goa"
"Ohhhhh…Goa has nude beaches na??"
"Please dont"
"Duuuuude…Tell me where I'll get good maal maaaan"
"???" https://t.co/qIXdKEhXGu

— That Goan Boy (@schmmuck) March 6, 2017